I decided to go shopping for a couple of items that I needed for the upcoming Weekend. Due to high prices and the amount of available cash, I was forced to shop at our local discount shopping center as I'm sure you've heard of but I won't mention any names.
This store has exceptionally nice carts so it's real easy to start the shopping experience on a positive note. You know that a cart with a flat spot on the wheel is not only embarrassing but will drive you nuts when pushing this da..clump..da..clump noise making piece of crap. I normally try to choose a cart that doesn't have that problem however, after starting down the first isle it some how gets worse.
So anyway, I have the perfect cart, I'm a tad bit hungry and I believe it is more enjoyable to grocery shop when I'm hungry due to the fact that, everything looks good. Keeping my eyes searching for that wonderful four letter word...SALE. AH there on the very top shelf, ya know the shelf that they use a lift truck to stock or someone drops down from a door in the ceiling to drop off the stuff. Dang it! I left my binoculars in the car. I just had to have that box of cereal. the one box that was sitting just a little left of the Moon. Looking around to see if there just might be an employee that could assist me, yea right! I swear that all store personnel have a keen sense of "customer in distress" telepathy. When you need help, every notice that all of a sudden the store turns quiet as if every person in the entire store disappeared. You can hear a pin drop from across the entire supermarket.
I decided to come up with a devious plan. I'll grab a can of corn and toss it at the box I want, causing the box to fall right in to my cart. No I can't do that. Every see if the shelving unit was strong enough to hold your weight? Trust me it's not. Of Course one thing brings everyone to the isle your in...doing something stupid! Then every one is watching. With no help in sight and my patients running thin, I decided to grab my second choice of cereal. It cost a little more and would due the trick. I got home and had to eat something so I made myself a sandwich, just kidding! Of Course I had to have some cereal. It was GOOD!
Look at all the Decisions that I had made during my shopping trip. With all that decision making, I could have used some help. Here is a place where you can find it. http://www.yourdecisionmaker.com/
Check it out and let me know what you think.
This store has exceptionally nice carts so it's real easy to start the shopping experience on a positive note. You know that a cart with a flat spot on the wheel is not only embarrassing but will drive you nuts when pushing this da..clump..da..clump noise making piece of crap. I normally try to choose a cart that doesn't have that problem however, after starting down the first isle it some how gets worse.
So anyway, I have the perfect cart, I'm a tad bit hungry and I believe it is more enjoyable to grocery shop when I'm hungry due to the fact that, everything looks good. Keeping my eyes searching for that wonderful four letter word...SALE. AH there on the very top shelf, ya know the shelf that they use a lift truck to stock or someone drops down from a door in the ceiling to drop off the stuff. Dang it! I left my binoculars in the car. I just had to have that box of cereal. the one box that was sitting just a little left of the Moon. Looking around to see if there just might be an employee that could assist me, yea right! I swear that all store personnel have a keen sense of "customer in distress" telepathy. When you need help, every notice that all of a sudden the store turns quiet as if every person in the entire store disappeared. You can hear a pin drop from across the entire supermarket.
I decided to come up with a devious plan. I'll grab a can of corn and toss it at the box I want, causing the box to fall right in to my cart. No I can't do that. Every see if the shelving unit was strong enough to hold your weight? Trust me it's not. Of Course one thing brings everyone to the isle your in...doing something stupid! Then every one is watching. With no help in sight and my patients running thin, I decided to grab my second choice of cereal. It cost a little more and would due the trick. I got home and had to eat something so I made myself a sandwich, just kidding! Of Course I had to have some cereal. It was GOOD!
Look at all the Decisions that I had made during my shopping trip. With all that decision making, I could have used some help. Here is a place where you can find it. http://www.yourdecisionmaker.com/
Check it out and let me know what you think.
